I think she is one.
Run!

Edit - beaten to it, and so now I just look foolish. No change there then.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:57, 1 reply)

She took my piss-poor sexist wind-up
on the chin, fair play to her.

She'll probably bill me £200 for answering my question...
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 27 May 2010, 17:04, closed)

That can't have taken..
.. the full 5 minutes, can it? Maybe there's a minimum charge.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 27 May 2010, 17:15, closed)

actually
i am £375 plus vat and disbursements per hour. minimum charge = 1 hour.

as your comment was so mean, the disbursements total £1,000 of tissues and paracetamol.

so that'll be £1,615.63 please.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 May 2010, 17:21, closed)

I prefer
the idea of you being a vampire, or some hybrid lawyer-vampire.
Money AND blood. Total win.


I've had too much sugar...... sorry.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 27 May 2010, 17:33, closed)

£375 ph??
*enrolls at law school
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 27 May 2010, 17:40, closed)

haha yeah right
like i get to keep that amount!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 May 2010, 17:48, closed)

You'll have to send the bailiffs round for that
I won't let them in of course.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 27 May 2010, 18:39, closed)

I thought that you *cough* people *cough*
worked in units of 6 minutes....?
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 0:11, closed)