We've done this before, haven't we?
*wavy lines*

In the dim and distant past I was a naked protester alongside the likes of Vincent Bethell*. At the time, me and my housemate were trying to give up the fags and after a really good week of not smoking he'd heard about a naked protest outside New Scotland Yard so he came up with the idea that naked protesters are allowed to smoke fags. So off we went. As soon as he got there, he stripped off all his clothes, lit a cigarette and went running, flapping in the wind at a line of policemen. I saw the old chap at the back with the peaked cap and the grey hair point to my friend, about twelve coppers surrounded him and he disappeared, leaving me with a bag of his clothes and nine Marloboro lights.

I looked around and spotted some people who were mostly naked except for an orange sash that covered their gentials. It turned out that the police would tolerate only non-genital nudity, so I got myself a sash, put my bollocks in it and joined the protest. Later on we went for a picnic in the park and got properly naked for the assembled media. I ended up smoking all the rest of the fags waiting for my housemate to be released later that evening.

*Who later wrote that one of his fondest memories was being intoduced to my housemate in the NSY cells, smoking a cigarette and wearing only a policeman's helmet (on his head).
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:04, 5 replies)

What were you protesting?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:34, closed)

his addiction to a feeble adolescent narcotic

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 16:18, closed)

How is being allowed to smoke an idea?

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 13:50, closed)

I think in the mind of a nicotine craving hippy it counts as a bloody good idea to rebrand
"giving in to desire" as "sticking it to the man", so that people won't call you a loser quite as much.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 15:01, closed)

it was a princess leia bikini, not a sash, though

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:11, closed)