Thanks B3ta
For letting me into the community

I have successfully done fuck all at work today and instead have had a right old laff chatting on the site.

Pure quality
(Moag_R_Brainbow kicks the mods dog to death out of pity, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 15:21, 1 reply)

and you bagged a fartbelm as well

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 15:39, closed)

pardon ones ignorance
whats a fartbelm?

Does it lose its edge if has to be explained?
(Moag_R_Brainbow kicks the mods dog to death out of pity, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 15:50, closed)

needy ozzie prat who had a breakdown and got banned
he had no edges ... he was dim as fuck and approximately the same shape and consistency as a rotting conference pear
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 16:44, closed)

I'm troubled by how familiar you are with his consistency.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 17:58, closed)

imagine grabbing a fistful of his greasy old jowls and frightwanking with them.
Go on. Imagine.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 19:09, closed)

'Fright' is definitely the word.
If I grabbed him hard enough he might start sweating into that saltwater pool of his.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 19:46, closed)

I was ashamed to be in Australia when all that kicked off.
Merely by proximity, I felt ashamed.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 22 Jul 2014, 19:54, closed)

No breakdowns from me chief only banter
Guaranteed. Im lucky enough to have regular attention from actual people and don't live a virtual life on that interweb.

Only here for shits and giggles
(Moag_R_Brainbow kicks the mods dog to death out of pity, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:51, closed)

Considering you are au fait with every other meme I am surprised you ask. Obvious double bluff
bart flem!
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 18:30, closed)

Think i bagged a couple

(Moag_R_Brainbow kicks the mods dog to death out of pity, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:52, closed)