In the car.
And it was, quite possibly the worst of all the sex.

Parked up (at what is now a 'leading' dogging site - but this was before dogging was 'invented') by the picnic area on Tog Hill in Bristol.

Just me and my ex-wife, getting down and dirty - semi-naked and, to start with, nursing a semi. She leans over me and starts to massage my tool with her mouth, I'm enjoying it.

I try and remove her under-crackers and get to see the cats face. She obliges.

Straddling me, she climbs across to the drivers seat - and thats where it all went wrong.

She's wasn't the smallest of lasses and, whilst this was pre-dogging, the car park was usually full of stoners in their mums Vauxhall Nova's, or lorry drivers having either a kip in their cab or idly tossing themselves off to a jazz-mag, what I hadn't envisaged, was her big, big, big bottom landing was such force on the steering wheel.

That'll be us pretty much stuck and the rest of the car park staring at us.

Yeap, her arse had connected with the car's horn and it shows no sign of stopping.

I lost wood within 5 seconds and she breaks down in tears as it become quite clear the 5 lads in the Mk 3 Fiesta are 'cheering' us on.

As was their level of bordom, they even got out of their car to give us a standing ovation (why, I don't know - it wasn't exactly some sort of top-draw adult film, it was a really shit fumble).

Thinking about it, the dogging 'crazy' started not long after, I wonder if I was part of its creation?

Mullered.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:13, 5 replies)

Oh you poor bastard
*clicks*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:21, closed)

never got the whole sex in cars thing
seems terribly impractical and not to mention uncomfortable, unless of course you're fucking in the back of a stretch limo.

but perhaps if i gave it a go i'd think differently.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:44, closed)

ha ha
click
(tonyharrison, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:10, closed)

No Surprise
Tog Hill is quite an infamous dogging ground, its been in the papers quite a lot.You were ahead of your time!
(superfly78, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:01, closed)

my poor poor childhood village
It's reputation sullied and in tatters before me! and within eyeshot of my parents an all!

Mind you it's probably the most exciting thing to happen there in years!
( Radebe, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:49, closed)