last night
on the last tube home, there was this awful gang of girls. there was a really loud welsh girl telling and re-telling her gay brother's boyfriend's double anal penetration joke at the top of her voice. there was a really obnoxious tall blonde who kept crossing and uncrossing legs that went up to her chin and moaning about how her size 8 jeans were too tight.

there was a fat ginger girl eating a kebab, getting a devil's goatee from the chilli sauce and stinking out the entire carriage.

there was an indian girl who kept Singing. dogtanian and the 3 muskehounds, over and over and over.

there was a mousy haired girl who waited until the train got really busy at victoria and then threw up noisily half out of the emergency window and half all over herself.

and there was a brunette in a lawyers suit who stuck out her stupid legs in boots and tripped up this poor unfortunate man just as he stood up. he ended up waltzing the spakkadance with his umbrella half way down the length of the carriage before falling over anyway...

it was everything you'd expect on the last train home. a nightmare.






so, to anyone else who saw us shambling home after 6 hours of drinking last night, i am so very very sorry.

apart from for the vomiter. she was nothing to do with us.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2008, 10:43, 12 replies)

ah thank goodness
I'd hate to think you were associated with someone who would expel bodily fluids over themselves!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 May 2008, 10:45, closed)

So.....
Tell us the double anal joke then.
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 May 2008, 10:47, closed)

Oooh yeah
what BGB said.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 May 2008, 10:50, closed)

Oh
Double anal?
I wanna hear the joke!
( Cawl, Fri 30 May 2008, 10:52, closed)

joke
well, i say "joke". it's more of a story, really. a very grim, i would have thought physically impossible and very painful, story!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2008, 11:02, closed)

I'm going to regret this...
But you can't keep the story to yourself now...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 30 May 2008, 11:07, closed)

with enough lube
anything is possible.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 May 2008, 11:08, closed)

please tell it...
...i'm bored of revision and need to hear something grim/funny!
(Foulkesy123 The one and only..., Fri 30 May 2008, 11:11, closed)

double anal?
I'm thinking two very thin.things or atropine as a muscle relaxant? Alternatively, instead of two things in the same backside, possibly the same thing in two simultaneously?

(thinks: may be thinking too much about the definition...)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 30 May 2008, 11:36, closed)

I suspect they
wouldn't have to be that thin. I daresay that were you to google the phrase double anal you would see a great deal of NSFW images that would prove this point.

But I'm not suggesting you do as I would expect said images to be a touch grim.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 May 2008, 11:50, closed)

.
"i would have thought physically impossible and very painful, story!"

He must have two arseholes then.


Re spakkadance: Must remember that one.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:12, closed)

he did afterwards
by all accounts!

basically, they were discussing it as a rare treat. my friend, being straight and a girl, asked what the chuff they were talking about.

then wished she hadn't, as she got a (clothed but still highly graphic) demo from her own brother...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:25, closed)