PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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STEVE!!!One of the "characters" at my local used to be a guy called Steve. Now Steve was a little "special". He had a somewhat unhealthy obsession with the Spice Girls, and with Emma Bunton in particular.
Blessed with an undeserved and unwavering sense of self-belief, he would wander the pub in his best red baseball cap, a simple-minded leer upon his face and attempt to chat up every single woman within sight. If you weren't quick on your feet he would collar you, upon which the following would ensue:
Steve: Alright?
Me: (sigh) Alright, Steve?
Steve: . . . Spice Girls!
Me: Right.
Steve: . . . Spice Girls!
Me: Uh huh.
Steve: You know that Emma Bunton?
Me: Yeah . . .
Steve: She's my girlfriend.
Me: Oh yeah?
Steve: . . . Spice Girls!
Me: Right. Ok, Steve . . .
Steve: We're like the Spice Boys!
Me: . . .
Steve: You and me! Spice Boys!
Me: !!!
Steve: Spice Boys!
Me: Ok Steve, gotta go. See you around, mate.
Steve: SPICE BOYS!
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:32, 4 replies)
i think.this is where they got the idea for TRUMPETS!!
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:40, closed)
Instead of "see you later"you could have halted the conversation by saying "Stop right now, thank you very much..."
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:09,
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lol/coat
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:10, closed)
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