Cockney Paul
Cockney Paul will be well-known to anyone who has frequented the two or three 'alternative' drinking establishments around the Blackburn area within the last 10 years.

He is an old biker turned alcoholic, and he is ALWAYS pissed. By which I mean I've never, ever seen him sober.

He will regail you with tales of his travels around the world, occasionally forget what he is talking about, spit all over you by accident, grab your hand and kiss it and then slur "ROCK ON!" before falling over.

What a legend.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:27, 5 replies)

Yes
that does indeed sound like legendary behaviour.

Yes indeed.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:28, closed)

Cellar bar?
Or Napier?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:35, closed)

Both
though his usual hangout is now Grind. I've not seen him for ages, having said that.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:00, closed)

How is the Cellar Bar now?
The guys after Dan seemed to start well, then it all went downhill...last time I was in, Craid David was being played.
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:00, closed)

Its
not too great. Been tidied up a bit though.
(roflwaffle MarpMarp, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:11, closed)