Hand Throw
I live in a quiet west country town. This town has several pubs, ranging from full o' underage chavs to quiet boozers for the elderly.

Somewhere in between was our favourite pub. It had a quiet side for the older folks and a "normal" side that was basically just a nice enough pub room. But despite it being our favourite pub, for a while we did our very best to annoy the landlord.

You see this pub had one of those internet jukeboxes. most of the time it would be playing your normal crappy pub songs, not our cup of tea but inoffensive enough.

But we, ah, we couldn't resist putting on "Hand throw" by Venetian snares. After the first few occasions, it would invariably get switched off by the landlord after the first 3 or 4 seconds. Eventually they got rid of that jukebox system altogether.

(I must admit to quite liking Venetian Snares myself, although usually I go for something a little more mellow like Shpongle...)
( laminasni isn't., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:29, 4 replies)

googles the song
hmmm.

not my cup of tea.
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:41, closed)

top tune
and simply perfect for livening up ANY rural pub. Although you could have increased the enjoyment by simply playing different Snares tracks of similar intensity to ensure the barkeep was kept on his toes.

Another classic in those kinda circumstances, would be 'Cunts', by the Butthole Surfers.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:40, closed)

Or possibly..
"Fuck off" By Wayne/Jayne County and the Electric Chairs...

Yay! I prefer Shpongle myself..

We have some Captain Beefheart that's good for putting on when I want to go home...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:46, closed)

Never heard
of Venetian Snares but after a quick trip to YouTube, I like what I hear.

And who can hate someone who comes up with song titles like "Mutant Cunt Sniffer"?

Dr S
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:02, closed)