I work in a pub
and it really grates me when somebody insists on having a shamrock on their head of Guinness.

Naturally, as any good b3tan would do, I draw a CDC and ballsac instead.

Pricks.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:17, 17 replies)

Used to do this
When I worked behind a bar and people ordered a big round and asked for a guinness after I had poured all the other drinks. People, order the Guinness first, it means the barm an doesn't get held up when they are busy!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:22, closed)

Bar staff can be just as clueless when it comes to this
In my local the other night I ordered 3 pints; 1 guinness, 2 lagers. He poured the guiness last. Proper dickhead amateur.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:25, closed)

In O'Neils pubs the staff are apparently instructed to do this
Seeing as they always do so without asking.

Reeeeeeeally couldn't give a fuck, mate / love. As long as it tastes good.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:23, closed)

Ah Super Hans has a rant about this on Peep Show
"Pint of Guinness - no logo in the foam"
( monkeybananaraffle, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:26, closed)

Funny thing with Guiness
Its drunk by great people and cunts.... there's just no inbetween.

Well done, by the way! I'd always like a cock in my pint.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:32, closed)

I charge fifteen pounds an hour
Twenty if you want me to wash my cock first.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:35, closed)

I'll give you 25
if you let me chain you to a radiator and take photos...
( SpankyHanky, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:37, closed)

Twenty five oh yes sounds very reasonable thankyouverymuch
Hang on... you're not Boy George are you?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:48, closed)

He uses a different knid of bar doesn't he?
Metal ones.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:49, closed)

Just one question in response....
Do you really want to hurt me???

Do you really want to make me cry???

If the answer to these is 'yes', then all I need to know is do you take visa, or does it have to be cash???
( SpankyHanky, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:53, closed)

Heheh

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:03, closed)

I have the opposite problem
I can draw a totally sweet shamrock, but everytime I try to do a CDC it just looks like cancer.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:33, closed)

^^Me too!
we did cdcs, and boobies and arses, sometimes with hairs..
It's only for the tourists... lol
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:40, closed)

Do some people actually ask for a shamrock?
Morons. It all comes out the same (although sometimes you have to poke it out with a stick).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:23, closed)

Never had time when I worked behind the student bar
Geoff the manager used to say in his best west indian,
"you want shamrock? gwan fuck off ta Ireland den, we busy servin beer, s` all we do, not mek picture"


one of my near work pubs in Hollborn had a mad SA girl on a gap year who did shmrocks, christmas trees at christmas and a recogniseable hand giving the finger when some punter hacked her off. top girl
(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:29, closed)

I could do a shamrock...
...and a Christmas tree. I once mangaged to write cunt too...but that one was for me, so it was okay.
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:02, closed)

Back in the day...
..The barmaid in my local always used to do little hearts in the head of mine. I never had the balls to ask her out though.

Such is life.
(Just_Mister, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:32, closed)