
Jeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
( , Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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and it really grates me when somebody insists on having a shamrock on their head of Guinness.
Naturally, as any good b3tan would do, I draw a CDC and ballsac instead.
Pricks.
( , Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:17, 17 replies)

When I worked behind a bar and people ordered a big round and asked for a guinness after I had poured all the other drinks. People, order the Guinness first, it means the barm an doesn't get held up when they are busy!
( , Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:22, closed)

In my local the other night I ordered 3 pints; 1 guinness, 2 lagers. He poured the guiness last. Proper dickhead amateur.
( , Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:25, closed)

Seeing as they always do so without asking.
Reeeeeeeally couldn't give a fuck, mate / love. As long as it tastes good.
( , Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:23, closed)

"Pint of Guinness - no logo in the foam"
( , Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:26, closed)

Its drunk by great people and cunts.... there's just no inbetween.
Well done, by the way! I'd always like a cock in my pint.
( , Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:32, closed)

Twenty if you want me to wash my cock first.
( , Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:35, closed)

if you let me chain you to a radiator and take photos...
( , Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:37, closed)

Hang on... you're not Boy George are you?
( , Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:48, closed)

Do you really want to hurt me???
Do you really want to make me cry???
If the answer to these is 'yes', then all I need to know is do you take visa, or does it have to be cash???
( , Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:53, closed)

I can draw a totally sweet shamrock, but everytime I try to do a CDC it just looks like cancer.
( , Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:33, closed)

we did cdcs, and boobies and arses, sometimes with hairs..
It's only for the tourists... lol
( , Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:40, closed)

Morons. It all comes out the same (although sometimes you have to poke it out with a stick).
( , Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:23, closed)

Geoff the manager used to say in his best west indian,
"you want shamrock? gwan fuck off ta Ireland den, we busy servin beer, s` all we do, not mek picture"
one of my near work pubs in Hollborn had a mad SA girl on a gap year who did shmrocks, christmas trees at christmas and a recogniseable hand giving the finger when some punter hacked her off. top girl
( , Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:29, closed)

...and a Christmas tree. I once mangaged to write cunt too...but that one was for me, so it was okay.
( , Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:02, closed)

..The barmaid in my local always used to do little hearts in the head of mine. I never had the balls to ask her out though.
Such is life.
( , Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:32, closed)
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