jolly boys outing, very off centre of topic, However............
my shool muckers, daft idea for a weekend on a bank holiday looning in Margate, tents in a little place called st nicholas at wade 2 pubs, one olde worlde but a plastic lager khazi inside, one nothing to look at, but my divining rods twitched and inside proper, hopvines through the roof real fireplace real ales.

Satuday was play kiddies in the fairground, found a couple of pubs with bands allegedly but they were utter shite and full of chavs so there were no girls worth chatting up ( never did find the one advertising "Mick muff and the divers" IKYN)
Early evening we all bailed out back to campsite and there was another pub about 2 miles from the village that had an acoustic jazz trio on and good beer.

Fine, next day we went there for a Sunday lunch and as we walked in there was an unmistakeable smell of Mary Warner. It was full of old Tory ladies in hats and their henpeckeds in suits, we traced it to an old bird who looked like annie walker from the old Corry, who had a rolly in a cigarette holder.
Ere wos this place, the spliffers arms? Nah rollups return

Lips curled in distaste as we riffraff and oicks ( some ex uni, rowers and rugby players and all in all decent chaps) were welcomed by the host as we shifted some ales the previous night and upped his profits

The memory dam has burst including welshman getting a red flag and sent off the crazy golf course for something none of us saw, probably doing the tosser salute to the owner.

And it rained in london going down and the cricket was held off and we were listening to radio and got the old boys filling in telling tales of indian tours, staying in a hotel called the shagbad, and it lived up to its name, getting more runs off the pitch than on it... and....and.....oh no, reminiscent descent, HELP!
(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:03, 8 replies)

Errrm
Punctuation?

Capitalisation?

Do these words mean anything to you?
(Teiresias, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:10, closed)

Absolutely
One is something to do with a brawl with someone from the subcontinent, and one is a financial £spits on ground)term. Of course I`m too illiterate and dyslexic to discriminate between them. ;-)
(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:40, closed)

Pardon
?
(TheColonel, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:44, closed)

You have
to admit, it did make difficult reading material.
(dchurch bah, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:55, closed)

That entire post
reminded me of Carcoat Damphands from Sniff Petrol

www.sniffpetrol.com/category/carcoat-damphands/
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:55, closed)

The Tory old ladies pub you're talking about
is The Crown Inn in Sarre, just down the hill from St Nicholas at Wade. My old man lives in St. Nick.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:01, closed)

Can anyone decipher this?
Did you write this drunk? It doesn't make sense!
(Magrat rockin' your undies since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:13, closed)

ENGLISH,
DO YOU SPEAK IT, MOTHERFUCKER!
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 6:44, closed)