Glory Hole
Went for a pub lunch with my mum and dad last summer in Northampton.

My mum came back from the toilets and proclaimed:

"Isn't it good! They've got one of those glory holes back there! Looks like there's plenty to eat!"

The pub fell silent. I tried to hide my face while attempting not to piss myself laughing.

It was at that moment I remembered a previous conversation I'd had with my mum ages ago. She'd pointed at the little serving hatch in this pub between the kitchen and the main pub area: "Ohh, that's clever - What's that called, Spanky?"

I replied: "Glory hole, mum."

And left it at that.

My mum doesn't go to alot of pubs...(But I imagine she'd be very welcome back at this particular establishment).
( SpankyHanky, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 14:27, 4 replies)

Clickety Click
You had a little bit of fun.

But didn't realise you had planted a tiny little seed.

You reap what you sew.

I'm still giggling now.
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 14:46, closed)

Hahahaha excellent :D
The "Plenty to eat" bit makes it even better :D *click*
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 14:57, closed)

Hahaha wonderful
proper office lol.
( Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:18, closed)

Similar story
I was looking to buy a flat and took my mum along (to try and get the benefit of experience).

There we were with the estate agent, quietly walking around when suddenly she delared "Ooh, Uber. There's plenty space around here for some little glory holes."

"what mum?"

"plenty space for some little glory holes, dear."

"Right, I don't know what you mean. But for a start they'd not be 'little' and secondly I'd like you to Google 'Glory Hole' when we get back home."

Turns out she'd meant a small space to store something...
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:53, closed)