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Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Just a quickie...
A few years back, Mrs Spicious and I were driving home after visiting some chums. We passed a chinese resturant which had just re-opened after a refurb.

The place was called 'The Wok Inn'

To advertise the fact that they had resumed business the had a chalkboard outside proudly proclaiming

"Open again for lunch and evening meals"

Mrs Spicious: "That place looks nice, shall we try and book a table?"

Me: "Don't think we need to book ahead, I think we can just wok straight inn"


Ahem.


*feebles in corner out of shame*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:43, Reply)

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