The Bacon Tree
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death.

Our Hispanic heroes are just about ready to lie down and wait for the inevitable, when, all of a sudden:

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I is sure of eet."

"Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee."

So, with renewed strength, the Latino amigos struggle off up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree just loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can imagine.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Eees a bacon tree."

"Luis, are you sure ees not a mirage? We ees in the desert, don' forget."

"Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a mirage that smell of bacon... ees no mirage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when BANG! BANG! BANG! Shots ring out from all sides and Luis is cut down in his tracks.

It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to stagger back towards his horrified amigo, and with his dying breath gasps:

"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree...

Ees a Ham Bush..."
(Richard of York gained battles in vain, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:58, 2 replies)

I honestly cried with laughter
I LOVE jokes like that!


*clicks until finger drops off*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:08, closed)

oh gawd
holds hand up to laughing too

click :)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:27, closed)