Can't resist...
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea.

Q: What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
A: Still no idea.

Q: What do you call a deer with no legs, no balls and no eyes?
A: Still no fucking idea.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of a swimming pool?
A: Bob.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front doorstep?
A: Mat.

Q: What do you call a man dressed in a paper suit?
A: Russel.

Q. What is green and goes 300 miles an hour in really really small circles?
A: A frog in a blender.

Q: What's red and white and sits in the corner?
A: A baby using a potato peeler as a comb.

Q: What's red, green, purple and black and sits in the corner?
A: Same baby, six weeks later.

Q: What do you call a pram on top of Uluru?
A: Meals on wheels.

Must resist...
( argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:01, 1 reply)

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(I grew it myself, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:58, closed)