The time I wished it was a pun...
I recently went to have a camera up my bum.

Not in one of those clubs down in Soho, no, at University Collage Hospital London.

The nurse has already sedated me so I'm drowsy and immobile. I'm laying on my side on a bed in a gown with my knees tucked up to my chin, my arse on show to the world.

The doctor walks in and shuts the door.

I'm nervous. "I hope you're not named Dr Death, or Dr Blood, ha-ha!"

The doctor slips on a pair of rubber gloves and approaches me:

"No, I'm Doctor Smith," he says in a soothing voice like silk. He gets very close to me, so very, very close. He leans forward and whispers in my ear: "But I have just locked the door, and I am going to anally rape you til you scream you're my bitch."
( SpankyHanky, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:16, 2 replies)

I presume
that you went private for that sort of service?
(rockdoctor, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:32, closed)

Indeed
Private except for the camera crew.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:40, closed)