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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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While watching "Come Dine With Me"My wife was having a bit of a sneer at some cretins who thought a grilled Halloumi starter "Sounds a bit Chinese".
"Did you know, though", I said, "that actually most of the world's halloumi is made in Lancashire?"
"Haddaway, really?" she cries, credulous to the last.
"Noted for it" I say. "Have you never heard of the Blackpool Hallouminations?"
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:31, Reply)
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