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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Jamaica?"My wife's gone to Poole."
"In Dorset?"
"Yes, she'd recommend it to anyone!"
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:54, 2 replies)
Daddy?Are you my Dad?
If I had £1 for every time he came out with that - or the Jamaica one - I wouldn't be needed to apply for a mortgage at the moment.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:27, closed)
YesNow go tidy your room.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:59, closed)
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