News...
A fun Swedish newspaper run by ex-pats constantly picks up on fun news stories and gets pun-happy with them. Here's one such example..

Wavy lines.....

Going-away presents hand-carved by an inmate upon his release did not go over well with the female prison employees who received them.

Now the 58-year-old former prisoner has been fined for sexual molestation after sending wooden penises to several women working at the Smälteryd correctional facility outside of Borås in central Sweden

The headline?

"Ex-con’s sex toys rub prison staff the wrong way"

As Powevator points out in a reply (see below).. The same newspaper also came up with a great headline after a beaver felled a tree onto powerlines...


"Munching Swedish beaver causes blackout"

Stunning.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:33, 3 replies)

Are you referring to 'The Local'?
I do like this newspaper.

"Munching Swedish beaver causes blackout"

and

"Fjuckby residents demand new name"
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:41, closed)

Indeed I am :)
Is it ok if I quote you in the OP?
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:53, closed)

No problem!
knock yourself out pal. if you could put my nick in the op that would be even swellerer ;-)
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:55, closed)