Fuck me!
What an utter, utter cunt... (the burglar, not you)...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:49, 1 reply)

Sorry Spank
But none of this is true, its just my way of adding a pun to a QOTW, thanks for the comment anyway.

(Hangs head in shame)
(mon bison powered by magnets, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:09, closed)

Tell you what...
Let me know where you live, I'll come round and steal a few things just to make you feel better. I'll even slash you if you like. Can't say fairer than that! (Oh, but only if you've got any gear worth lifting). Cheers.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:16, closed)

Intruder window...
fuck me...

just read this again and thats a fucking awsome pun. When I read it today at work I was in the middle of trying to sell somebody something and I had a feeling they were trying to swipe my stapler, and I was reading this and checking out the new girl in the office all at the same time. I know, they should make a Hollywood movie about that encounter, it was that fucking exciting. So, anyway, didnt read your post properly. Now I have and its fucking awsomely cringeworthingly excellent, if I hadnt already clicked you'd get another one now.

intruder window... classic!!!

either that or you deserve to go to prison.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:50, closed)

a click or prison?
Knowing the person that I am I would probably say I deserve both
(mon bison powered by magnets, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:08, closed)