Its not easy starting a new job
I was friendless at that place until I met Nathan.

I would drive in everyday and see Nathans bike outside the office every morning. I though nothing of it until I noticed the same bike just around the corner from my house.

By complete coincidence Nathan lived near by but always managed to cycle to work in less time than it took me to drive.

Finally an excuse to strike up a conversation, I got chatting to Nathan and casually asked "how can you cycle so fast?"

Nathan winked at me and the pulled out a giant tub of grease from his desk draw. "I soak my bike chain in this stuff every other day, it makes the thing go like shit off a shovel".

Life became more bearable at work from that point on thanks to my discovery of the secret of pro-castrol Nate.
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