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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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I went for an Indian takeaway last night....

I asked the guy at the counter what he'd recommend, and he suggested Number 42 - a 'chicken tarka'.

Confused, I paused for a moment. "Surely you mean a 'chiken tikka'?"

The Indian gent shrugged, and replied - "Well, it's like a tikka - but a little otter."
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:18, 1 reply)
*Groan*
Click cos its so bad its good.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:28, closed)

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