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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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put on your groan face
1: "I bought some Italian white bread today"

2: "Ciabatta?"

1: "No, it was for a fixed price"
(wonderbrawl was pronounced dead on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:18, 2 replies)
That pun deserves a prison sentance
still gets a click though.
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:25, closed)
Barter
"1: No, I paid cash" should be the punchline.

Glad to be of help.
(I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:50, closed)

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