I must have a strange right palm.
Backstory. I have a "singular palmate crease"* on my right hand.

I went to a Gipsy fortune teller at the fair last month who took one look at it and burst out laughing! Real, hopelessly crying laughter. I felt really ashamed, as if I had some shameful secret hidden in my palm. My face reddening, I decided to follow my dad's advice, so I decked her.
My case comes up in May. Apparently I'd taken "Always strike a happy medium" a bit out of context.

/coat/veal


*Google it.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:28, 1 reply)

*rolls around floor in manner of Smash robot*
and....

*SPANGS*

and *clicky*

and *snogs*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:54, closed)