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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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How NOT to chat up attractive womenCrow is talking to attractive woman at party after one too many cans of bitter. Crow is just coming to the end of a short story about some noble, selfless deed. (NB Fiction may have been applied at this point)
Attractive Woman: Aw, did you really? That was really sweet.
Crow: Well, I can be quite unsavoury!
Crow rubs hand together in a seedy sort of way suggestive of a dirty old man in a dirty old macintosh. Attractive woman does not see the funny side of that slightly niche joke and backs away whilst making excuse about needing another drink before finding big butch lesbian friend to hide behind whilst searching for coat and/or disguise and possibly frantically phoning local taxi company.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:31, Reply)
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