I used to write headlines for a newspaper
Pun-tastic fun when you could get away with it. My favourite was one I wrote for a story about the Russians re-discovering the bones of the executed Tsar and his family and there being a debate about what to do with them.

My headline: Russia's royal bones cause grave dilemma

*feel free to groan and slap your forehead; I won't be offended
(cheez is feeling ergophobic, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:16, 1 reply)

Tornado tears through graveyard
hundreds still dead.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:42, closed)