My New Job Is Shit
I've finally got a new job, yay! Unfortunately it's the worst fucking job in the world! How bad is it? Well so bad that last week two separate people decided to have a shit in our carpark. Now, this isn't some out of the way carpark, it's right in the city centre. The carpark is actually half under the building and leads to the back entrance (no pun intended, yet). Because I now work for the council and we deal in serious stuff this carpark is actually covered by two CCTV cameras (along with giant bloody signs telling you so). Despite this, just last week we gathered round the monitors to watch two gentlemen, on separate days, stroll up at around one in the morning, drop their pants, squat against our wall and leave us their calling card. They didn't even wipe! I nearly stood in it when coming into work the next fucking morning!

Anyway, the job being dull as hell this was the talking point in the office. So much so that my boss wandered up to me with the grinning swagger of a man with something to say.

"I see that bloke's been back and had another crap in the carpark.....he must be a serial turderer!"

Without thinking I replied: "Nah, it was a different guy, he must have been a copyshat.".

Oh dear christ I wish I was making this up....
( Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:08, Reply)