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Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Just heard the terrible news...
Harrison Ford's been beaten up by a couple of thugs in costume, one dressed up like Che Guevara, the other like Stonewall Jackson.

Worst thing was Harrison's only found out earlier this week he's losing his hearing (he is getting on a bit). He didn't even hear them coming...

Can see the headline now...

Rebel alliance attacks deaf star...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:39, 1 reply)
*spangs*
and clicks...... ;o)

*walks away, shaking head and resolving to take more cod liver oil*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:51, closed)

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