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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

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(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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An aquaintance of mine once threw a ceramic gnome out of his bedroom window at us to which my portly friend quipped:

"That's bad for your elf"

He says he had waited 20 years for such an opportunity to arise.

You couldn't make it up...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:00, Reply)

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