Most nights at my house
If mushrooms are served

Dad: "Oh I don't know if I've got mush-room for all this food"

..and now I say it too. Groan.
(europe-who, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:13, 1 reply)

me and my then housemates
shamelessly used this pun at every opportunity over the course of 2 years, and it still pops up every now and then.

this was also always responded to with 'wow you really are such a fun-guy'.


i've tried really hard to think of a third mushroom based pun but i firmly believe only two exist.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:02, closed)