Fuck this
EDIT: I've just realised this has already been posted many, many times already so I've edited it:

Last time I entered a pun competition, I entered TEN classic puns, hoping one might win

Last time I read this pun competition, the "no pun in ten did" pun had been entered more than ten times in the hope that one of them might win.

I'll go out on a limb and state:

no one in ten "no pun in ten did" puns did
( chart cat has an itch, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:37, Reply)