Old. As in hills.
Did you hear about the bus conductor who commtited a couple of murders a few years back?

The judge sentenced him to death - in the electric chair.

The day came, they strapped him in, flicked the switch and BBBZZZZZTTT

Nothing.

He sat there, smiling, so the guards zapped him again. KKKRRRZZZZZTTT! BZZZZTTTT!

Nothing, he's laughing by now.

They shock him again SSSPPPPKKKZZZZZTTTTTTTTTT!

He's laughing uncontollably by now. The gaurds shrug and let him go - the chair works, and the rules say that if the prisoner survives 3 shocks and lives, then they are let free.

The prison officer asks him "I don't understand, you took 50,000 volts, how did you survive?"

Oh, I'm a VERY BAD CONDUCTOR!" was the reply.

Boom tish.
(corinoco is waiting for the revolution., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 7:26, 2 replies)

Soooo bad
I had to click
(Bo Nidle Coming back in from the cold., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:09, closed)

I love it
*click*
( chart cat has an itch, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 6:36, closed)