Little Johnny
Little Johnny, prior to growing up and becoming the Australian Prime Minister, attended his local school and in 2nd grade had a teacher Miss Ashley, A sweet young thing right out of teachers collage.

A few weeks into 1st term and Miss Ashley is teaching the kids about syllables and how a single word can have several syllables. As the lesson progressed she asked the kids in the class to give her examples of a three syllable word and to use it in a sentence.

Young Mary, the goodie two shoes of the class raised her hand and said.

"PROP-ER-TY" - "The desks we sit at are school property"

very good said Miss Ashley

Jason the class nerd raised his hand and when asked suggested.

"RE-CESS-ION" - "Because the American failed to regulate their banking system we are now in a global recession" (topical nerd he was too).

Little Johnny was busting for a turn but, Miss Ashley ignored him remembering previous occasions he had raised his hand to answer questions but, no one else had raised their hand and eventually she had no choice but, to choose him.

"URINATE" said Johnny. Thinking it better to show no emotion rather than make a big deal Miss Ashley replied, OK Johnny, now use it in a sentence.

"My old man reckons you're an eight but, with bigger tits you would be a 10"
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 8:05, Reply)