Two bits of Glaswegian tarmac
are sitting in a pub debating who is the hardest.

A red piece of tarmac walks in, at which point both othe bits of tarmac hide behind their barstools.

One whispers to the other:

'He is a cyclepath!'
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:23, 1 reply)

you have to post that cyclepath one...
it's lovely :)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:31, closed)

Sadly
someone else has posted it now.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:46, closed)

have done so already
www.b3ta.com/questions/puns/post381600
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:42, closed)