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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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my brothers and i are so sad
that we can keep a string of puns going for ages. eg, someone mentions cows, and before you know it, the three of us will be shooting out puns, one after another:

that's just bull
pull the udder one
stop milking it
these off the hoof jokes are just not funny
you're not calf as funny as i am
very amoooosing
do you know what's at steak here
i'm getting really cheesed off here
stop it, you're friesan everyone else out

and so on...

everybody hates it, especially their girlfriends. i don't know why we do it. but it's shockingly addictive. fortunately the 3 of us aren't together at the same time all that often!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:36, 1 reply)
haha
me and my then housemates used to do this all the time. still do actually whenever the situation arises in a pub or whatever. we'd literally squeeze out as many puns as we could possibly think of in any given situation, to the disgust and groaning of anyone else around. shameless but yes strangley addictive!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:11, closed)

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