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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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A buddhist goes into PIzza Hutand says "Make me one with everything."
*Gets coat*
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:55, 1 reply)
I have a Buddhist friendwho used to do this at every given opportunity. He's stopped recently, though... he paid for about a fiver's worth of pizza with a twenty pound note and didn't get any money back.
Apparently change comes from within.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:13, closed)
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