Ms Crow and I have been known to frequently spar in pun form
So I expect there will be a few of these when I remember them.

A while ago, I seem to remember she was having some problems with the shift, alt, ctrl-type keys on her computer. She described it as an alt-ercation.

I suggested that was what the "Alt Gr" key was for.

_{There's a reason we're together...}

EDIT: Found another one.
MsC: How very silly
Crow: I'd say it was very Outer Hebrides
MsC: I'll need to Mull over that one, I think
Crow: I'm sure we can Arran-ge some time for you do so.
MsC: Of Corsica we can.
Crow: Al-Wight! Now there's some blue Skye thinking. Best not to stray to Faroe-tside the box.
MsC: Faroe'nough. I think Isle have to leave it there. I can't compete.
Crow: Oh, I'm sure you Can(aries)...
MsC: No, I can't. And you can't (ja)make(a) me.
Crow: Hawaii ever not?
MsC: Because I can't keep Pit(cairn) up?

And they get worse...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:16, Reply)