Puns
Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.
Suggested by MatJ
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.
Suggested by MatJ
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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It's a nice July afternoon in July, around 1996. The sun is shining, the birds are singing.
Lin, Josie and Megan Russell walk into a pub.
Barman shouts - "I'm not serving you lot!"
"Don't worry", says Lin, "the children will have orange juice."
"That's not the reason", says the barman,
"It's because you're absolutely bloody hammered!"
I take my leave.
( , Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:20, Reply)
It's a nice July afternoon in July, around 1996. The sun is shining, the birds are singing.
Lin, Josie and Megan Russell walk into a pub.
Barman shouts - "I'm not serving you lot!"
"Don't worry", says Lin, "the children will have orange juice."
"That's not the reason", says the barman,
"It's because you're absolutely bloody hammered!"
I take my leave.
( , Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:20, Reply)
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