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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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This is where I start running
It's a nice July afternoon in July, around 1996. The sun is shining, the birds are singing.

Lin, Josie and Megan Russell walk into a pub.

Barman shouts - "I'm not serving you lot!"

"Don't worry", says Lin, "the children will have orange juice."

"That's not the reason", says the barman,

"It's because you're absolutely bloody hammered!"

I take my leave.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:20, Reply)

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