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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

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(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Very fruity
My ( then future) Brother in Law used to own a Greengrocer's shop . One day when he came to visit us the family conversation turned to the subject of Eating Apples. My Dad remarked something like "You can't beat a Cox's Orange Pippin for flavour can you? " to which he replied "Oh aye, especially if I can get some really nice big ones. The housewives around me seem to like big Cox!" .....Then realizing what he had just said in front of our parents, he went bright red. Well of course my sister and I fell about laughing!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:27, Reply)

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