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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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The BendsA female friend of ours, who has a known lack of enthusiasm for oral sex, recently went scuba diving. At a recent meal that she didn't attend, we were told that in the process of resurfacing she'd come up too quick and suffered a case of The Bends.
Without even thinking, I quipped "I thought it was only going down she had a problem with"
I laughed. The majority of her friends around the table didn't.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:43, Reply)
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