Dig this
I like really bad puns the more obscure the better.

I also spend my spare time as a conservation volunteer, often using a pickaxe and similar implements with my chums. When one of them is looking a bit tired, I usually as if they would like relief from mattocking.

If I have to explain I'll probably cum in my pants.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:06, 3 replies)

Er.....
A mattock is sort of like a pickaxe, but bigger I think... But I still don't get it.....
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:10, closed)

I'm cumming
Second Boer War. The relief of Mafeking

I did say obscure.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:20, closed)

Okay....
That gets a click for obscurity and awfulness!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:56, closed)