This QOTW is like my sex life
Many brief encounters that don't last very long and leave me feeling dirty and ashamed...

(Only with less shit, piss and cum).
( SpankyHanky, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:33, 7 replies)

How long..?
As the sun arose after a heavy night's drinking and imbibing various other mind-altering substances, my friends and I were discussing how long you could survive on a diet of only shit, piss and cum.

7 weeks was the conclusion, although none of us were willing to put it to the test.
( squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:40, closed)

Hmmm...
that's an interesting question. I suppose if you include blood as well you could live longer. Make some black pudding. Might even put on a bit of weight.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:43, closed)

That is true..
However I think the emphasis was on products of natural bodily functions rather than cannibalism. I guess menstrual blood would be OK though ...

So yes, maybe the estimate should be revised!
( squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:47, closed)

Ear wax
that's gotta have some calories in it. When I was a kid I had my ears syringed and the amount of stuff that came out was fucking amazing. I asked if I could take it home with me to show my mates. They said no. Bastards...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:50, closed)

Aha!
Yes and nail clippings, snot, tears and pus!
Haha fuck buying food - just ask your mates to come round once a week and top up your 'horn of plenty'.

As an aside, a lump of wax once fell out of my ear that was about the size of a pea. I was so proud that I kept it in my wallet in order to impress the ladies. It didn't really have the desired effect ...
( squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:55, closed)

That's an achievement
well done, Sir!
( SpankyHanky, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:11, closed)

ear wax
Few years back one ear was bothering me, the girlfriend was asked to investigate. Oh my god! she exclaimed and went to get tweezers. She then pulled out a long matchstick like bit of ear wax an inch long! Strangely the next day I got a headache as everything around me was suddenly much louder.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:38, closed)