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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

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(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Aha!
Yes and nail clippings, snot, tears and pus!
Haha fuck buying food - just ask your mates to come round once a week and top up your 'horn of plenty'.

As an aside, a lump of wax once fell out of my ear that was about the size of a pea. I was so proud that I kept it in my wallet in order to impress the ladies. It didn't really have the desired effect ...
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:55, 2 replies)
That's an achievement
well done, Sir!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:11, closed)
ear wax
Few years back one ear was bothering me, the girlfriend was asked to investigate. Oh my god! she exclaimed and went to get tweezers. She then pulled out a long matchstick like bit of ear wax an inch long! Strangely the next day I got a headache as everything around me was suddenly much louder.
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