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(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Cole's Law
Only saw this pun the other day. My misses was randomly testing my general knowledge, as she likes to do every now and then.

Q1. Do you know Newton's three laws of motion? Indeed I do.

Q2. Have you heard of Murphey's Law? Yes I have

I ask her: "Ah, but have you head of Cole's Law?"

I'm greated with a blank face and the exact line I am waiting for.."What's that?"

"Shredded cabbage and mayonaise..."

It's an awful joke. But I am quite impressed I managed to shoe horn it in.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:07, 1 reply)
Bum Sex
I rather enjoyed that one
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:14, closed)

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