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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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If you ever have an anarchist to visit ....... only offer them herbal tea.
'cos proper-tea is theft.
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:28,
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You should put that in Top Tips(
flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:32,
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I might just do that.Can't tell you how many times it's saved me from embarrassment.
Edit: Done.
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:43,
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In my experience they're always late.If they get a flat tyre they believe that the tyre can't be changed, it has to be smashed.
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