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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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A proper accidental pun
While talking to a friend about the fact that as soon as she got a boyfriend, other male friends admitted feelings for her.

"They should have told you sooner. Anyway, have you eaten yet?"

"Yeah, my mum made lamb in this spicy sauce, didn't each much of it."

"Fair enough."

"I just feel like Mary"

"Eh?"

"Like, 'There's Something About Mary', with all these guys after me"

"Oh, I thought you meant because you only had a little lamb!"


I was, and still are, way too proud of making such a great accidental joke.

Length? A brilliant pun about the dimensions of my genitals.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:03, 3 replies)
Superb!
Have a click. :o)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:05, closed)
Thankyou :D
I literally can't put into words how stupidly proud I was as soon as I had said it. I really need to get out more.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:11, closed)
yes you do but well done so
*click*
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:12, closed)

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