Puns
Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.
Suggested by MatJ
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.
Suggested by MatJ
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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I remember now...
A bunch of us rather beefy blokes went out on the lash one new year's dressed in drag.
We toddled into the most seedy dive we could find and got annoyingly close to some alpha-male types.
We got called all sorts.. "fucking perverts", and so on... amused and slightly tipsy, we started to pinch arses until one lug.head started on one of us "ladies". Suddenly he was being faced down by 5 big, grinning trannies... and to the soundtrack of his mate's jeering at him, he backed down.
Someone shouted "What're you freaks doing in here anyway?" to which we responded "It said TV bar on the wall outside"
There was much tittering.
( , Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:20, Reply)
A bunch of us rather beefy blokes went out on the lash one new year's dressed in drag.
We toddled into the most seedy dive we could find and got annoyingly close to some alpha-male types.
We got called all sorts.. "fucking perverts", and so on... amused and slightly tipsy, we started to pinch arses until one lug.head started on one of us "ladies". Suddenly he was being faced down by 5 big, grinning trannies... and to the soundtrack of his mate's jeering at him, he backed down.
Someone shouted "What're you freaks doing in here anyway?" to which we responded "It said TV bar on the wall outside"
There was much tittering.
( , Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:20, Reply)
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