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Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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What do you call...
...a man with a wooden head?
Edward

...a man with a wooden head and two wooden legs?
Edward Woodward

...a man with a wooden head, two wooden legs and a wooden knob?
I don't know, but Edward Woodward would

Apologies for crapness.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:14, 1 reply)
Reminds me of another...
Why does Edward Woodward have 4 Ds in his name?

Because otherwise he'd be called Ewar Woowar
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:32, closed)

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