Puns, puns, puns, puns, puns...
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.

Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.

Q: What do you call a man with a hawk on one shoulder and a kestrel on the other; who's vacuuming, at night, with the lights out?
A: Hawk-kestrel man hoovers in the dark.

Fact: Statistically, six out of seven dwarves are not happy.

Q: What is a wog?
A: A wump of wood.

Q: What's green and sounds like a dog?
A: A frog.

Q: What's black and white and sounds like a horse?
A: A zebra.

...please god - make it stop!
(minimalist ..., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:33, 3 replies)

none of the above was actually a
PUN

so please just stop it.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 19:38, closed)

oohhh. get you!
What's got 4 legs and goes woof.

Your Mum.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:19, closed)

Well if you're going to be picky...
Q: What shoe has no soul?
A: A glove.

Actually, I think this one only works in German.
(minimalist ..., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:47, closed)