Bindun so much it needed a makeover
So, this frog walks into a bank, and meets loans specialist A mister Patrick Whack...

"The name's Jagger, Kermit Jagger" says the frog. "I need a loan."

"How much?" replies the personal banker, in a thick Irish accent. The irish Accent was important. It'd make more sense when the manager calls him Paddy.

"£10,000", replies the frog. Speaking pure Numeric. Littel known fact that frogs need an income of about 100 quid a month in order to afford their fly-catching permit.

"Well, if I'm going to loan you that much, I'll need come collateral. Are you a homo?" Patrick was a bit thick, and his brain had fudged up the word "home-owner" - being an Irishman in a joke he had no choice but to succumb to the stereotype.

"Don't be fucking daft" said the frog, I live in a pond!

"Well, do you have anything else of value?"

"Hmm", ponders the frog. "I do have this...", he says, as he produces a porcelain figurine from his pocket, in the shape of an big cock.

The banker is confused, as he can't see how it could possibly be valuable. But, not wanting to offend the frog, he asks him to wait for a minute while he goes to talk to the bank manager.

"Sir", he says. "I have a frog here called Kermit Jagger. He wants to borrow some money. Unfortunately, the only thing he can offer me is this porcelain cock. What should I do?"

The bank manager grins, and replies:

Go fuck yourself Paddy you idiot.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 19:36, Reply)